So even my good buddy Chuck Norris couldn't finish it EEEYYAAARRGGGHHH™!!!!!! He was really pissed off and was working himself up to unleash a roundhouse kick so powerful that the sonic boom which followed would have made 6194 species of plants and animals extinct. But I called him up just in time and told him that classic one-liner from my super-smash-hit box office movie Total Recall: 'Relax. You'll live longer™.' So he felt better after that and then he went to McDonald's and ate 7000 Big Macs in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Monday, 16 July 2007
FINISH IT! DO IT NOW™!!!
So even my good buddy Chuck Norris couldn't finish it EEEYYAAARRGGGHHH™!!!!!! He was really pissed off and was working himself up to unleash a roundhouse kick so powerful that the sonic boom which followed would have made 6194 species of plants and animals extinct. But I called him up just in time and told him that classic one-liner from my super-smash-hit box office movie Total Recall: 'Relax. You'll live longer™.' So he felt better after that and then he went to McDonald's and ate 7000 Big Macs in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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